Desc: Coffee & Strippers: Directed by David Condon. A Movie Matinee!SHORT: A brain-damaged coffee house owner hires an amnesiac CIA assassin and her undercover shadow, fights off insurgents from Starbucks, and keeps the place open 24/7/365 while trying to bring his wife back from the dead. INTERMISSIONFEATURE: Two directors - a slasher film hack and a Hollywood-endorsed prodigy - trapped third director, compete to provide the best death scenes.